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And to be fair…

...Mike had a slight cough.

The sad thing is, I know I can never play Mike at Mario Kart because I know it would finish off his self-worth when he lost. Honestly, readers - you should have seen him wail when I beat him at pool twice in a row. In fact, thanks to the wonders of video cameras, you can see how he looked:

Mike Saunders is an emotionally distressed oompa loompa
Actual footage.

So I daren't play him at Mario Kart in case he finally cracks and kills us all. He's dangerous, you know. Just not at UT ;)


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