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The beautiful game

Far be it from me to show off, but here's my kick-arse fantasy football team, the mighty Lokomotiv Albion.

Lokomotiv Albion

As you can see, I stand astride my Daily Torygraph super league like a colossus.

Gregory astride the league like a colossus


Your comments

that is such a rubbish team,

that is such a rubbish team, they're all prima bloody donnas. I'm also disgusted that you have anything to do with the torygraf (Seig Heil Boris) :P

The great thing about a

The great thing about a prima donna like Ronaldo is that he's got me 80 points for his goals, 60 points for man of the match awards and assists, and 40 points for artistic interpretation.

I always thought that was

I always thought that was snooker!

Ahem, where's Steven

Ahem, where's Steven Gerrard? Leaving him out is scandalous! He's the best midfielder there is. The Liverpool team of the '80s would flatten all before them. ;-)



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