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Re: Another new joke I like

Dutch_Master — Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:30 am

Author: Dutch_Master

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:30 am

Nelz, you're not supposed to read someone's diary!

Except for shooting fish, OK, I'll grant you that...

Re: Another new joke I like

LeeNukes — Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:42 pm

Author: LeeNukes

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:42 pm

M-Saunders wrote:

Dutch_Master wrote:

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

When I first read that I thought of the Red Hat installer, not the animal. Do I need to get my head fixed?

M

ditto

Re: Another new joke I like

nelz — Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:34 pm

Author: nelz

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:34 pm

Dutch_Master wrote:

Yes Towy, it's a Dutch diary specialty.

By appointment only?

Re: Another new joke I like

Dutch_Master — Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:21 pm

Author: Dutch_Master

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:21 pm

Yes Towy, it's a Dutch diary specialty. Aimed at the I'm-better-in-English-then-you type of moderator on specialised Linux forums

Re: Another new joke I like

towy71 — Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:54 pm

Author: towy71

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:54 pm

Dutch_Master wrote:

In that case Mike, let me refraise

~Is that turning it into some sort of dairy product? Perhaps you meant rephrase, yea I know you are Dutch just trying to help

Re: Another new joke I like

Dutch_Master — Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:46 pm

Author: Dutch_Master

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:46 pm

In that case Mike, let me refraise that:

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire messh (hint: no, not a typo )

Re: Another new joke I like

Bazza — Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:16 pm

Author: Bazza

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:16 pm

Hi nelz...

> Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have
> thought of the Porcupine web application server first

He he, only from you...

Right to the point(s) as usual... ;o)

Re: Another new joke I like

nelz — Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:11 am

Author: nelz

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:11 am

Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have thought of the Porcupine web application server first

Re: Another new joke I like

M-Saunders — Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:52 am

Author: M-Saunders

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:52 am

Dutch_Master wrote:

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

When I first read that I thought of the Red Hat installer, not the animal. Do I need to get my head fixed?

M

Re: Another new joke I like

Dutch_Master — Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:02 am

Author: Dutch_Master

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:02 am

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire

Re: Another new joke I like

heiowge — Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:24 pm

Author: heiowge

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:24 pm

That was another joke, ya know!!!

I don't do apple any more than than M$. In fact less, because I am trying to ditch M$, but don't own anything apple to ditch.

Re: Another new joke I like

Ram — Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:31 pm

Author: Ram

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:31 pm

Or in other words

Not tonight SJ

Or it servers him right for taking a bite from the forbidden fruit.

Re: Another new joke I like

Bazza — Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:01 pm

Author: Bazza

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:01 pm

Hi heiowge...

> It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except
> it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.

He he, "brilliant", good play on words matey I`ll give you
9 out of 10 for that one... ;o)

Re: Another new joke I like

heiowge — Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 pm

Author: heiowge

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 pm

I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.

It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.

Re: Another new joke I like

bobthebob1234 — Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:22 pm

Author: bobthebob1234

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:22 pm

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