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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Linux joke! Reply with quote

Subject: Linux joke.
Ubuntu say ''Linux for creative humans.''
I say ''I want Linux for creative chimanzees!
& Linux for Rodents for Napolean & Sinbad.''

From Darth Sindbad.
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www.newmatrixism.com Wink Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Linux joke! Reply with quote

MacOS X {pornounced Mack Hoss Eggs} - Linux for Morons.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

??

Are you trying to make a point?

If so, you've completely lost me!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think perhaps he is seeking help in finding some funny Linux related jokes, the examples given demonstrate the degree of help needed.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nelz wrote:
Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.


Maybe he needs help with humour.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nelz wrote:
Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.




**** to post gud old fashioned honest Linux humour please?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alex01UK wrote:
nelz wrote:
Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.




**** to post gud old fashioned honest Linux humour please?


Off Topic. Under Misc
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ram wrote:
There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...


Hey Ram! Fancy a beer next time I am in Guisborough? I drink at The Fox.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alex01UK wrote:
Ram wrote:
There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...


Hey Ram! Fancy a beer next time I am in Guisborough? I drink at The Fox.


Drink, I've not had an alcoholic one now for nigh on 20 months.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Father Jack would not approve! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 are you sure it's a joke???
2 why are you quoting a sith lord??
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you see how bad those jokes are now? Even 1sf (troll) is questioning the humour. A dark day indeed. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

indeed Crying or Very sad
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