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crispibits LXF regular

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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:52 am Post subject: |
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Ok, but 'text-processing-based-on-pseudo-character-groups-on-a-non-filebased-object jokes' wouldn't have been quite so snappy. I know in *nix, 'everything is a file', but even 1sf (troll)? Surely not...  _________________ I'm not a spammer - honest! |
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M0PHP LXF regular

Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:40 am Posts: 737 Location: Bishop Auckland, County Durham, UK
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: |
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You can delete files when you no longer feel the need for them  _________________
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nelz Moderator

Joined: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:52 pm Posts: 8002 Location: Warrington, UK
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| crispibits wrote: | I know in *nix, 'everything is a file', but even 1sf (troll)? Surely not...  |
He can be quite abrasive and wearing  _________________ Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who it's friends are. |
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1slipperyfish Forum Jester

Joined: Mon May 09, 2005 3:52 pm Posts: 2366 Location: wigan
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| nelz wrote: | | crispibits wrote: | I know in *nix, 'everything is a file', but even 1sf (troll)? Surely not...  |
He can be quite abrasive and wearing  |
thanks
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wyliecoyoteuk LXF regular

Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:41 pm Posts: 3358 Location: Birmingham, UK
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, you are all in violation of my pending patent on "a mark that seperate's or sub'stitute's for a letter (or letter's) in a ca'se of contractive abbreviation, or a plural noun in the greengrocers style".
I wa's thinking of calling it "the apo'stroph'e"
You will be hearing from my lawyer's a's soon a's the patent's are granted.
My attorney a's'sure's me that thi's will go through, he u'sed to work for Micro'soft, so I think that I can trus't him. _________________ The sig between the asterisks is so cool that only REALLY COOL people can even see it!
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1slipperyfish Forum Jester

Joined: Mon May 09, 2005 3:52 pm Posts: 2366 Location: wigan
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:11 am Post subject: |
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h'ang on i h'ave been writing like th'at for a'bout 29 ye'ars now
paul _________________ i am a follower of the culture
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MartyBartfast LXF regular

Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:25 am Posts: 780 Location: Hants, UK
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| wyliecoyoteuk wrote: | Actually, you are all in violation of my pending patent on "a mark that seperate's or sub'stitute's for a letter (or letter's) in a ca'se of contractive abbreviation, or a plural noun in the greengrocers style".
I wa's thinking of calling it "the apo'stroph'e"
You will be hearing from my lawyer's a's soon a's the patent's are granted.
My attorney a's'sure's me that thi's will go through, he u'sed to work for Micro'soft, so I think that I can trus't him. |
Good, that means when youve got them patented then everyone will stop using them for fear of litigation, theyre completely superfluous and a waste of ink/chalk/bytes.
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