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| Peacefully in bed, at a grand old age |
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| Preferably in front of TV cameras, guns ablazing, shouting "You'll never take me alive coppers!" |
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| At the moment of orgasm ;) |
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| Doing something real effing stupid, like surfing out of an aeroplane without a parachute |
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| Pah! Death! I'm immortal!! (well, so far...) |
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Flea
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Avast, ye swabs! A new option be needed: Hanged by the neck until dead for looting, pillaging, murdering and generally terrorising about the seven seas!
Bring me a noggin a rum, now, won't you, matey. Yarrrr!
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alloydog
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aaah, but not 'ow we privateers want to go...
Now, in the warm embrace of a buxom wench! Aye, the mortician'll never remove the smile! |
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chiskop
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Um, are our choices binding?
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alloydog
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| I guess so, once yer dead, yer dead, ain't no goin' back... |
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sherdy
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| Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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| definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!" |
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kilikopele
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| nelz wrote: | | I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. |
I've always liked that one.  I also like:
I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death. |
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Rhakios
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Why demure?
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alloydog
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| Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| sherdy wrote: | | definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!" |
Do they want to?  |
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alloydog
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| Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| kilikopele wrote: | | I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death. |
Main Entry: de·mure
Pronunciation: di-'myur
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English
1 : RESERVED, MODEST
2 : affectedly modest, reserved, or serious : COY
- de·mure·ly adverb
- de·mure·ness noun
I don't think such ladies could be described as demure... |
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1slipperyfish
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i think i might be demure 
paul
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Rhakios
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| Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| 1slipperyfish (troll) wrote: | i think i might be demure
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I think you must be deluded. 
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kilikopele
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| Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhakios wrote: | | Why demure? |
Ok. First, I don't lay claim to the expression. Quite frankly I don't recall where I read it, (D. Adams?) I just thought it was funny.
Second, continue down the definition of demure, you may find "demure - affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way"
I like playful and provocative. Sorry, but I do. |
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Rhakios
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So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?
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kilikopele
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:56 am Post subject: |
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| Rhakios wrote: | So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?
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well...as long as they are honest. |
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nelz
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To hell with honesty, I don't want to die from that. It's thew rest of the description that matters
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