So, how do you want to die?

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My ideal death would be:

Peacefully in bed, at a grand old age
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24%
Preferably in front of TV cameras, guns ablazing, shouting "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
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6%
At the moment of orgasm ;)
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18%
Doing something real effing stupid, like surfing out of an aeroplane without a parachute
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18%
Pah! Death! I'm immortal!! (well, so far...)
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35%
 
Total votes : 17

Postby Rhakios » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:00 pm

Really nelz, you can't trust a dishonest raving nymphomaniac - they might be after more than one thing ;)
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Postby nelz » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:14 pm

Why would I care if I was dead?
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." (Albert Einstein)
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Postby Rhakios » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:55 pm

It's not the being dead, it's the dying you have to worry about.
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Postby jjmac » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:04 pm

Not one to be disputing the 3rd law of thermodynamics, i must admit, the 'being dead' bit dosen't bother me. The method is the only concern.

Sub zeero temperatures, fire, endless 'The Price is Right' TV episodes --- the death of a thousand episodes. Endless Ballmer rants --- Watch Bill being a regular guy eating take away burgers wearing a big nonchalant smile (pain and headaches)

Solutions: -=-

hmmmmmmmmm,

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hmmmm, ok, i'll go for that one to start with, what the heck , but as long as there honest.

Someone should test this then post back a review :)


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Postby nelz » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:02 am

The worst part would be that you waited your whole life to meet a raving nymphomaniac, then a whole bunch of them turn up just as you're about to snuff it :(
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Postby jjmac » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:37 am

rofl -- yeeeesss, wouldn't it just (grin)
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Postby towy71 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:00 am

I always knew those girls had it in for me ;-)
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Postby Rhakios » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:22 pm

towy71 wrote:I always hoped those girls had it in for me ;-)


Edited for clarity :)
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Postby towy71 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:18 pm

Rhakios wrote:Edited for clarity :)

I re-iterate, I always knew those girls had it in for me, after all I was there ;-) '67 was the summer of love
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Postby Rhakios » Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:22 pm

Something which, at the age of 1 and a half, I found impossible to appreciate.
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