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So, how do you want to die?
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My ideal death would be:
Peacefully in bed, at a grand old age
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Preferably in front of TV cameras, guns ablazing, shouting "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
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At the moment of orgasm ;)
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Doing something real effing stupid, like surfing out of an aeroplane without a parachute
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Pah! Death! I'm immortal!! (well, so far...)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really nelz, you can't trust a dishonest raving nymphomaniac - they might be after more than one thing Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would I care if I was dead?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not the being dead, it's the dying you have to worry about.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not one to be disputing the 3rd law of thermodynamics, i must admit, the 'being dead' bit dosen't bother me. The method is the only concern.

Sub zeero temperatures, fire, endless 'The Price is Right' TV episodes --- the death of a thousand episodes. Endless Ballmer rants --- Watch Bill being a regular guy eating take away burgers wearing a big nonchalant smile (pain and headaches)

Solutions: -=-

hmmmmmmmmm,

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hmmmm, ok, i'll go for that one to start with, what the heck , but as long as there honest.

Someone should test this then post back a review Smile


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The worst part would be that you waited your whole life to meet a raving nymphomaniac, then a whole bunch of them turn up just as you're about to snuff it Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl -- yeeeesss, wouldn't it just (grin)
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always knew those girls had it in for me Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

towy71 wrote:
I always hoped those girls had it in for me Wink


Edited for clarity Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
Edited for clarity Smile

I re-iterate, I always knew those girls had it in for me, after all I was there Wink '67 was the summer of love
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something which, at the age of 1 and a half, I found impossible to appreciate.
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