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The "bird-flu" scandal!
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M-Saunders
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurrah! Jokes!

Here's a punchline, for which folks should think of a joke (keep it clean please Wink). Funniest response gets in the next site Newsletter...

"...to which the policeman replied, 'it was yellow when I got here!'"

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I decided to go for something original Rolling Eyes

Have you been pissing in the snow?

M-Saunders wrote:

"...to which the policeman replied, 'it was yellow when I got here!'"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinking, ... thinking (grin).

(nudge -=- that wasn't the joke (grin) )


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about writing a film about it, we could call it

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest"

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The head line grabber

"Bird flu"
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Bird Flu Reply with quote

Sorry to resuscitate such an old thread, but I was sure everyone would want to know about Prince Charles' response to bird flu.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

Well done sc millions of pages on the web and you point us at drivel Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:07 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

Could one not cull them with an organically grown wooden club? Or is that just seals? Surely strangling the turkeys and chickens with one's bare hands would count as an "organic" method. I'm sure many users of these forums, experienced in "choking the chicken", could help out. Smile

Edit: Amazing, just as I'm talking about forum users choking the chicken, towy posts his reply. I must be psychic. Smile Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:47 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

psychotic maybe Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

Have I ever told you about my dissecting kit, towy? I have fresh blades for all the scalpels Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

see Wink I told you he was crazy, don't show the falva beans and the bottle of chianti
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:03 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

I prefer roast spuds, cauliflower, peas and a bottle of cabernet, thanks all the same.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:34 pm    Post subject: RE: Bird Flu Reply with quote

Could they be taught to use tissues ...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: The "bird-flu" scandal! Reply with quote

bigjohn wrote:
So they now say that we officially have our first case of "bird-flu"! Surprised

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Nope that was the third case since the 50's in these shores, we are not into the forth case.
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