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pootman LXF regular

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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Microsoft wants to patent your state of mind. _________________ This signature has been produced using traditional writing methods on behalf of The Campaign For Real Slogans.
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JS LXF regular
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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So, Windows never does what you want it to do, so if it reads your mind, it will do the right thing?
I can imagine the following:
User thinks: "Hmm, I want to delete Windows and reboot into Linux and install that game I wanted to play earlier."
Windows opens Word
Clippy says: You want to write a letter to us to tell us how wonderful Windows is.
Clippy writes: "Windows Mind Reader is wonderful."
Clippy says: To install new software, you need to pay £399 for a new copy of Windows Installer. (New license required).
Clippy says: Program "Linux" is incompatible with Windows.
Clippy says: I don't know what "that game I wanted to play earlier" is.
User thinks: "Fromat Windows C:\ drive!"
Clippy says: Cannot reformat hard drive - Windows installed.
User thinks: "SWITCH OFF MIND READER!!!"
Clippy says: Windows Mind Reader is an integral and critical part of Windows. You cannot remove it.
User flicks power switch OFF.
OK, maybe a bit OTT... |
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Rhakios Moderator

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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| JS wrote: |
User flicks power switch OFF.
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More likely, clippy clicks user's power off. It's only a matter of time!  _________________ Bye, Rhakios |
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wyliecoyoteuk LXF regular

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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| Rhakios wrote: | | JS wrote: |
User flicks power switch OFF.
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More likely, clippy clicks user's power off. It's only a matter of time!  |
User asks" is there a God" -As on/off switch fuses shut, clippy replies "There is NOW!"
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jjmac LXF regular
Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:32 am Posts: 1996 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:15 am Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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It tends to make me think of the 'Crell" ( from - Forbidden Planet ).
pootmans' opening post, and the signature seem somewhat curious as well
jm
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Rhakios Moderator

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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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| jjmac wrote: | It tends to make me think of the 'Crell" ( from - Forbidden Planet ).
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I think you'll find they were called Krell. You might remember that their instruments had a little pointer that moved a cross a scale. Just like you see in GKrellm, in fact. Coincidence? I think not.  _________________ Bye, Rhakios |
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pootman LXF regular

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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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User thinks: "Hmm, I want to delete Windows and reboot into Linux and install that game I wanted to play earlier."
Windows has detected an error in the user. If you want Windows to try to recover the user, press enter. Otherwise Windows will restart the user. _________________ This signature has been produced using traditional writing methods on behalf of The Campaign For Real Slogans.
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nelz Moderator

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:35 am Post subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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| Rhakios wrote: | Coincidence? I think not.  |
Read the last answer in the GKrellM FAQ and you'd know not  _________________ Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who it's friends are. |
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jjmac LXF regular
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:19 am Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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Google does have some links that use 'Crell', but it looks like a later corruption used in 'Deep Space Nine'. Which, while very good in it self, it does break some of the original star trek conventions, so i'll go with the wiki usage.
Also, considering that MS have been trying to use mind control for some time, i would be a bit suspicouse of it being offered as a direct user tool from them with out some covert angle involved..
Alas, the poor Krell
jm
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Rhakios Moderator

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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| nelz wrote: |
Read the last answer in the GKrellM FAQ and you'd know not  |
I don't know what it says about me that I had come to the conclusion when I first came across the software, without having read the FAQ.
Nice to know you read every last bit of the available documentation, nelz. It must be why you're the top answers-man.  _________________ Bye, Rhakios |
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nelz Moderator

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Get your tin-foil helmets ready... |
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I read about it on a mailing list post, but knowing what I was looking for, searching for GKrellM and Forbidden Planet turned up the right page.
Now you've got me thinking about the film , I'll have to dig out my copy and watch it again. _________________ Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who it's friends are. |
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