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M-Saunders
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:00 pm    Post subject: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

How about we share some of our favourite quick-to-make meals? (Nothing about frying certain fish please.) Rules are:

1) It mustn't take long to make, otherwise you lose valuable distro-installing/sysadmining/coding time. If you spend longer preparing it than eating it, I don't think it qualifies as geek food.

2) It must be pretty easy to get hold of (ie you don't have to go to some strange little shop in Hullavington to get a certain ingredient).
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:05 pm    Post subject: Spicy ramen noodles with bacon and spring onions Reply with quote

I'll start:

Spicy ramen noodles with bacon and spring onions

You need:

# Block of Nissin Demae Spicy noodles (see here) or similar dried noodles with spicy flavouring sachet
# Bacon. Lovely bacon
# Spring onions

1) Fry/grill/microwave a couple of rashers of bacon, then cut them up into small pieces
2) Chop four or five spring onions up into little bits
3) Get 500ml of water boiling in a pan, chuck in noodles and boil for three mins
4) Add sachet(s) from noodles to pan, stir, and put noodles in bowl
5) Sprinkle on bacon and spring onion bits

Result = yummy, thusly:



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Pizza! Reply with quote

What you need:

* A phone
* Money
* An appetite

While you're waiting, go code.
And best of all, you can eat it while you code!

Time wasted not coding: 1 minute (going to the door)
Happiness created: 1 Pizzasworth (LOTS!)

Woooo!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

M-Saunders wrote:
(Nothing about frying certain fish please.)
Darn!! Evil or Very Mad

Oh well, here's a quick solution for a hot meal:

Take 1 microwave, put in some ready-made lasagna, dial in the appropiate time and power, wait for the ping and get it out. If the lasagna is cooked in it's original aluminum box and you choose some plastic cutlery you'll save time not spilled by doing the washing up Smile

For some geek appitite: click!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ingredients:
2 slices of buttered white bread
4 fish fingers,
salt & vinegar to taste, and red/brown sauce depending on your mood.

Method:

while (colour < slightly brown)
do
grill fishfingers;
pause 2 minutes;
flip fishfingers;
done

sandwich=sliceofbread+fishfingers;
sandwich=sandwich+salt+vinegar+sauce;
sandwich=sandwich+sliceofbread;



It's the food of choice I'm most likely to turn to if getting home extra late.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

M-Saunders wrote:
Nothing about frying certain fish please.


How about baking, boiling, poaching, steaming, microwaving, spit-roasting or burning at the stake? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:22 pm    Post subject: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

there's always Sushi..
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

No contest............. Lindt chile flavoured dark chocolate. And beer.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

nelz wrote:
M-Saunders wrote:
Nothing about frying certain fish please.


How about baking, boiling, poaching, steaming, microwaving, spit-roasting or burning at the stake? Very Happy
Microwaving.

Definitely microwaving.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Re: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

pwbrum61 wrote:
there's always Sushi..


No, he definitely deserves to be cooked... thoroughly. It's the only way you can mention 1sf (troll) and "well done" in the same sentence Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

Sorry don't do quick food, if it's not taken all day to prepare, then I'm not eating it!

Tonights meal is beef caserole.

Stewing steak, cut into smaller pieces browned off with onions.
1 leek thickly chopped
1 large (on steriods) carrot, thickly chopped
1 turnip, thickly chopped
1 sweede (the vegatable, not the scandinavian) thickly chopped
lots of herbs and spices from the garden (sage, thyme and rosemary)
lots of freshly ground pepper
beef and vegatable stock
drop into a slow cooker, leave on all day (for those who want extra tender meat, leave it on all night too, and have dinner at breakfast time).

Have the misses prepare some fresh dumplins 20 minutes before it's ready, drop in.

Thicken the juice using cornflower.

Serve and enjoy.

Smile

For a really fast meal, blue cheese on crackers with red onion relish
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:37 pm    Post subject: Re: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

CJLL wrote:
Sorry don't do quick food, if it's not taken all day to prepare, then I'm not eating it!



I'm inclined to agree, perhaps only all day for casseroles and stews, but longer cooking generally equals better food. Not that it means it takes a long time to prepare, the good thing about slow cooking foods is that the cooking doesn't require much attention, thus leaving plenty of time for coding or making vague, waffley posts to on-line forums.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:50 am    Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

Pick up phone.
Order pizza.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Official Geek Food Recipes Thread Reply with quote

1 can opener (this is very important).
1 can baked beans.
1 can unsweetened condensed milk.

Use can opener to open cans.
Pour condensed milk over beans to taste.
Enjoy.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent Hummus

tin of chick peas(drained)
garlic clove or 2 (peeled)
sesame seeds or tahini
olive oil, 1 or 2 glugs to taste.
doritos ( plain or cheese flavour)

put all ingredients but doritos in a jug
using hand blender, whizz until nice consistency, but not too smooth.
put in bowl, dip doritos in it Smile

excellent tapenade
jar pitted olives
teaspoon of capers
2 tablespoons sundried tomatoes
clove or 2 of garlic, peeled
olive oil, glug or 2
sweet red pepper, deseeded, ( and char grilled if you like)
doritos

Follow above method, but try to leave the olives a little chunky.

they go very well together.
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