Linux Format forums

ZebCarnell

Steve Ballmer should be on Ritalin:
http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/05/chair_chucking/

M-Saunders · Moderator Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm Posts: 2881

He's just upset because he's losing "developers, developers, developers, developers..."

"Woo! Give it up for me! I got four words for ya: I'll f*****g kill Google!"

etc.

(For those who don't understand, see this: http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg )

M

ZebCarnell

Or there is this great Poll on one of the best news sites ever (the register)
here: http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/05/steve_ballmer_online_poll/

That video of Stevey cracked me up. I think he should be the Windows Masscott so we can mess up every picture they make Razz

_________________
"In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." -- Linus Torvalds

jjmac

So monkey man has a temper, not unusual to the species. Theres something about his grin that has always made me think that he really should eat more ruffage.

gooooo -=-=- Google -=- Yeah -=- Yeah -=- Yeah -=-

jm
_________________
http://counter.li.org
#313537

The FVWM wm -=- www.fvwm.org -=-

Somebody stole my air guitar, It happened just the other day,
But it's ok, 'cause i've got a spare ...

ninjaboy83 · Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:06 pm Posts: 1

it's hardly surprising that employees are defecting in their droves - google has a nice, friendly creche whereas microsoft chant ballmer's doctrine at you Twisted Evil

(and you don't want your childs first words to be 'linux is communism').

oh, and there's a comedy clip of him advertising winblows 1.0
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.wmv
- love the interface, love the suit Laughing

(i'm quite sure there was actually a background bmp with that exact pattern in winblows 3.1).

Gordon · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: RE: child friendly microsoft!!

Having now seen that .wmv file from the above post I know where Lucas Arts got the idea from for the Stan character in the Monkey Island games.
Laughing

_________________
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent

ZebCarnell · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject:

This link has many links to Steve Videos if anyone is interested. I like the one where they compare Steve Ballmer to hitler..... Seems they are trying to tell us that Microsoft is Nazi Razz

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html
_________________
"In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." -- Linus Torvalds

linuxgirlie · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject:

I love the monkey man one, its soooooooo weird?!?!...................................

............................................................................................................................... and thats just the bit about loving microsoft!!
_________________
My knowledge comes with no warranty...........

Server operating system designed for schools:www.linuxschools.com

jjmac · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject:

He's gotta be battery operated.

jm
_________________
http://counter.li.org
#313537

The FVWM wm -=- www.fvwm.org -=-

Somebody stole my air guitar, It happened just the other day,
But it's ok, 'cause i've got a spare ...

M-Saunders · Moderator Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm Posts: 2881

Then maybe someone should replace his Duracells with old Blue Seals Smile

M

jjmac · Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:52 am Post subject:

hmmm, probably special M$ batteries but... (can guess what that means) Smile

jm
_________________
http://counter.li.org
#313537

The FVWM wm -=- www.fvwm.org -=-

Somebody stole my air guitar, It happened just the other day,
But it's ok, 'cause i've got a spare ...

ZebCarnell · Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:09 am Post subject:

That means they will be expensive and Linus Torvalds will then come in after the M$ batteries and the new Linux batteries will be distributed for free and M$ will say that their batteries cost less than the Linux ones Then the great IBM battery powered product makers that supply their products with the free batteries, will sponser a study and prove them wrong. Then Ballmer will throw battery powered chairs accross a room and threaten to kill Google, the battery pile search tool. The story ends with M$ loosing and Steve Ballmer ending up in a mental institute........

I'm glad that is in the open now. Smile

_________________
"In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." -- Linus Torvalds

alloydog · LXF regular Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:32 pm Posts: 600

ZebCarnell · Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:56 am Post subject:

http://www.bbspot.com/toys/video/ballmer/index.html

This one here. :p You will like it I'm sure.
_________________
"In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." -- Linus Torvalds

alloydog · LXF regular Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:32 pm Posts: 600

Ja, gut. Danke.

ein Produkt!
eine FIRMA!!
EIN BALLMER!!!