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Postby LeeNukes » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:44 pm

So, if you could be the baddie, what would you do?

Question left intentionally vague.
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Postby Rhakios » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:07 pm

Make completely sure that I killed any and all opponents at the first opportunity, instead of leaving them dangling over some lava pool from which they are likely to escape. A bullet between the eyes should suffice in most cases.

Edit: and what do you mean, "if"?



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Postby nelz » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:45 pm

Having an underground lair and a menacing name like SPECTRE is also a bit of a giveaway. Standard offices and an innocuous name like, ooh, say Microsoft, is far less likely to get you noticed until too late.
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Postby External_Floppy » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:18 pm

You mean apart from using vast amounts of black ink on my expense claim forms to make them 'official' ...?! :)

I'd make Poundland adjust/lower their prices in-line with the VAT decrease, they're making a mint out us...
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Postby LeeNukes » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:26 pm

Isn't that being a Goodie? Make Poundland prices £1.20 each item.
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Postby heiowge » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:08 am

Quietly dispose of the dregs of society - murderers, rapists, traffic wardens and worse. That'd free up the prisons for the politicians, dissenters, and people who leave dog poo on the paths!
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Postby Rhakios » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:12 pm

heiowge wrote:and people who leave dog poo on the paths!


I thought it was the dogs that did that. ;)
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Postby heiowge » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:25 pm

nah, the dogs do it, the owners leave it.
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Postby nelz » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:30 pm

Do you pick up other people's dogs' poo, or are you guilty of leaving it too? :P
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Postby External_Floppy » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:30 pm

LeeNukes wrote:Isn't that being a Goodie? Make Poundland prices £1.20 each item.


Oh yeah, you're right. :D I'm a novice at naughtiness, ok let's see, how about this...

I'd go down the library, loan all the braille books then iron the pages.

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Postby lok1950 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:53 am

That's just being a meanie not a baddie as there is still talking books.

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Postby Rhakios » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:13 am

It also sounds like a lot of hard work, surely that's what one has minions for. :) , er oops, I mean :twisted:
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Postby heiowge » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:22 pm

Get a safe deposit box in a fake name and put a dead fish in it. Leave and never come back.

In about a month they'll be forced to drill the locks and will never be able to completely shift the smell. :lol:
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Postby LeeNukes » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:58 pm

Sounds a bit fishy to me....

I like it though. :twisted:
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Postby catgate » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:03 pm

Now that the pope has broken his right wrist I would send him lots of porn magazines. :roll:
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