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LeeNukes
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:44 pm    Post subject: Be The Baddie!!! Reply with quote

So, if you could be the baddie, what would you do?

Question left intentionally vague.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make completely sure that I killed any and all opponents at the first opportunity, instead of leaving them dangling over some lava pool from which they are likely to escape. A bullet between the eyes should suffice in most cases.

Edit: and what do you mean, "if"?



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having an underground lair and a menacing name like SPECTRE is also a bit of a giveaway. Standard offices and an innocuous name like, ooh, say Microsoft, is far less likely to get you noticed until too late.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean apart from using vast amounts of black ink on my expense claim forms to make them 'official' ...?! Smile

I'd make Poundland adjust/lower their prices in-line with the VAT decrease, they're making a mint out us...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't that being a Goodie? Make Poundland prices 1.20 each item.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quietly dispose of the dregs of society - murderers, rapists, traffic wardens and worse. That'd free up the prisons for the politicians, dissenters, and people who leave dog poo on the paths!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heiowge wrote:
and people who leave dog poo on the paths!


I thought it was the dogs that did that. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nah, the dogs do it, the owners leave it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you pick up other people's dogs' poo, or are you guilty of leaving it too? Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LeeNukes wrote:
Isn't that being a Goodie? Make Poundland prices 1.20 each item.


Oh yeah, you're right. Very Happy I'm a novice at naughtiness, ok let's see, how about this...

I'd go down the library, loan all the braille books then iron the pages.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's just being a meanie not a baddie as there is still talking books.

Enjoy the Choice Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It also sounds like a lot of hard work, surely that's what one has minions for. Smile , er oops, I mean Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a safe deposit box in a fake name and put a dead fish in it. Leave and never come back.

In about a month they'll be forced to drill the locks and will never be able to completely shift the smell. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds a bit fishy to me....

I like it though. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that the pope has broken his right wrist I would send him lots of porn magazines. Rolling Eyes
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