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Bazza · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject: Ode to 1sf (troll)...

1sf (troll) the celebrity, let`s all get the f**k out of here.
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There is this guy? called 1.s.f,
He frequents the forums on LXF,
He writes replies that often makes no sense,
Which makes us all think that he is dense,
No surprise there you might say,
Due to his inane drivel that often makes our day.

Well he has hijacked many of the threads,
To make us wonder why, and scratch our heads,
His latest topics are all following a trend,
Something like, "wotter u doin dis weakend",
It's about is interesting and watching "chocolate harden",
I mean "paint dry" I do beg your pardon.

He ain't got no grammar, puctuation or spelling,
But what he wites can often be telling,
It takes a lot to get him riled up,
And it seems from his posts he likes to sup,
Yards of ale to until he is prostrate,
And sleeps it off until daytime hours that are late.

He always hints he is under the thumb,
And thinks that the rest of us are basically dumb,
Maybe he is normal, and that dumb, we are,
But who else would choose a fish for an avatar?
As his alias suggests, he could be a slippery devil,
Maybe it's a roundabout way of saying he's not on the level.

To finish off this ode I'll add some pearls of wisdom,
That he has written on past threads, and on this forum,
They have not been modified, just editied and cut,
To attempt to make a poem, and make him strut...
Around like a Peacock, thinking boy oh boy, am I cool,
Only to prove to us all he is a complete and utter fool.........

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hello i'm both new to this forum and i have had a look around,
i look forward to having some meaning discussions, or a rubdown,
i have done some programming in the past(mainly java and varios forms of c),
i had a play with phlak today and it's a bit hardcore even for me.

since playing with linux is my windows seems to take forever to start,
tried to install the latest version of firefox but it gets to the part,
that has to connect to mozilla and then just freezes as it can't connect,
then threw the same error up, i think i have found my weekend project.

as you may know i'm a linux newbie and i have no idea how to log in,
i'm too far away from the screen to spot synatx errors on colin,
when i try to log in as root it just repeats back to the login screen,
well colin, i tried but are pc boxes the same as i have seen.

i've have just taken over my daughters lexmark(my hp has died),
i tried to log in but it just keeps saying permission denied,
i found it hard at first as i'm stupid, however after a year...
i now find it moderately hard, no doubt Rhakios will prove me wrong here.

too technical for me too manage as i am quite crap, i am honestly a complete flop,
i think i'm going to be a dabbler when i grow up, or just a stupid OP........

*/

I`ve ended this poem with these lines of mine,
Without 1sf (troll) this forum would probably not shine,
We all have a laugh and one hell of a ball,
Having a go at, and taking the piss out of, Paul...

(C)2010, B.Walker, G0LCU.
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Bazza, G0LCU...

Team AMIGA...

towy71 · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:32 pm Post subject:

obviously too much time on your hands Bazza
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M-Saunders · Moderator Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm Posts: 2881

1sf (troll): if you record yourself reading out this poem and put it on YouTube, I'll send you a free gift from LXF Towers!

M

Rhakios · Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:02 pm Post subject:

You assume 1sf (troll) can read a poem of that length and record himself? I admire your optimism, Mike.
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1slipperyfish · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:17 pm Post subject:

it's very good bazza i am cool Cool

apart form thsi

Bazza · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:06 pm Post subject:

Hi 1sf (troll)...

Yup, AND, there is another blunder in there too, but I am not
gonna correct it...

But hey two blunders inside that lot is massively beaten
by the two in just three words from you!

> "apart form thsi"

Boy oh boy, that is complete nonsense!

> pretty laddies will fall in love with me :D

Hmmm, no answer to that... ;-O
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Rhakios · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:10 pm Post subject:

towy71 · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject:

1slipperyfish · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject:

yu teh bazzatron ti saw a koje
mike/nelz it's all the same to me
paul
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Bazza · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:53 pm Post subject:

Hi 1sf (troll)...

> yu teh bazzatron ti saw a koje

.daeh ym revo thgir tnew ti nehT

;oO
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1slipperyfish · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:36 pm Post subject:

Bazza · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:10 pm Post subject:

Hi slimey one...

> bazzmietster

Educate me; WTF does 'mietster' mean?

Another joke that only you understand?

If so, then again the joke sails right over my bald patch... ;o}
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nelz · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject:

Dutch_Master · LXF regular Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:49 am Posts: 2353

No, but then: I don't get to Bath very often, I only have a shower Wink

Anyway, your faces are depicted in the mag each month, and it doesn't seem you have much in common. Well, except for writing for the same magazine... And doing some coding... And liking the latest gadgets...

Hmmm, come to think of it, you do rather lookalike.... Shocked

Captain_Tux · Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject: