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wyliecoyoteuk
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:24 pm    Post subject: spring is here! Reply with quote

Beautiful day, went out for a drive with the top down, got hit in rapid succession by a Black forest Gateaux, a garlic baguette, and a bag of frozen peas!

Must be fallout from Iceland, I guess Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:01 am    Post subject: Re: spring is here! Reply with quote

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
Beautiful day, went out for a drive with the top down, got hit in rapid succession by a Black forest Gateaux, a garlic baguette, and a bag of frozen peas!


Stop driving through the cafes and freezer aisles Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spring is here...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: spring is here! Reply with quote

ollie wrote:
wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
Beautiful day, went out for a drive with the top down, got hit in rapid succession by a Black forest Gateaux, a garlic baguette, and a bag of frozen peas!


Stop driving through the cafes and freezer aisles Razz


Ah I guess in Oz you may not have heard of
a the Icelandic volcano spewing ash all over europe
b Iceland the frozen food supermarket chain

Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:09 am    Post subject: Re: spring is here! Reply with quote

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
Ah I guess in Oz you may not have heard of
a the Icelandic volcano spewing ash all over europe
b Iceland the frozen food supermarket chain

Wink


a: Something about a small island that has got really sh*tty about their banks crashing, so they are shutting down Europe by causing unknown volcanoes to erupt has been in the news Razz

b: What? A small island owns all of the frozen food markets?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: spring is here! Reply with quote

ollie wrote:
wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
Ah I guess in Oz you may not have heard of
a the Icelandic volcano spewing ash all over europe
b Iceland the frozen food supermarket chain

Wink


a: Something about a small island that has got really sh*tty about their banks crashing, so they are shutting down Europe by causing unknown volcanoes to erupt has been in the news Razz

b: What? A small island owns all of the frozen food markets?


b, No, Iceland is also a small frozen food super market franchise.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep, spring is here. I saw two birds ****ing.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kissing?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's SINGing. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi goons...

Well the Daffy Ducks have sprung up and light the ground
up with a beautiful yellow. ;o)

Oooh and the blossom... Gorgeous.
I am a soppy sod... ;oD
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi leke...

> I saw two birds ****ing.

Jumping? ;oO
(No, not humping. ;)

Twitterpating... ;oD
(From which film?)
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jumping? ;oO
Yes, jumping. I must have miss-hit the wrong keys several times.
One bird was trying to jump over the other bird like some kind of birdy leapfrog game, but couldn't quite make it.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given that English provides all sorts of euphemisms for the act, you easily have had humping or bonking or some such. I wonder of the filter picks them up?

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Edit: it doesn't! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The end of winter in mid-Pennsylvania:
Three snowflakes look at the ground around them as the grass begins to gain its color. They had seen a large number of those like themselves join with them and spend a long time with them but they all had died; casulties of heat. They were the last three, struggling to hold on, to survive, to see a time where they would once again be part of a large, thriving civilization. A duck walked by and vacated his bowels, instantly obliterating two of them, while the last became horrified. Suddenly he felt sunrays bathing over him and knew that this was the end and used his last moments to curse the spring, to curse the heat, to curse the duck, to curse the oblivious bystanders who cared not for his plight.

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