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AndyBaxman
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:46 am    Post subject: The Microsoft Salesman..... Reply with quote

Spotted as a comment on The Register and thought it was worth reproducing here. Apologies if you've heard it.....

A woman confided to me that she had been married 3 times but was still a virgin.

How so?

1st husband was gay

2nd husband died of a heart attack on their wedding night

3rd husband was a Microsoft salesman and could only keep telling her how great it was going to be
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile, Steve Ballmer just heaped praise on all those people who happily use Android devices -- they're all "computer scientists" apparently!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i know i am Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's reassuring, I was afraid I might agree with you on something.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
well i know i am Very Happy
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It lives Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AndyBaxman wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
well i know i am Very Happy
paul


It lives Shocked

shoot me again i aint dead yet dun da da dun dun..
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
dun da da dun dun..


This bit almost makes sense.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
dun da da dun dun..


This bit almost makes sense.

it's from the metallica song 'shoot me again' Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
'shoot me again' Rolling Eyes
Yay open season on the fish Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

towy71 wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
'shoot me again' Rolling Eyes
Yay open season on the fish Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

bring it old man give it all you've got <tough smilie>
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
Rhakios wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
dun da da dun dun..


This bit almost makes sense.

it's from the metallica song 'shoot me again' Rolling Eyes


Well, obviously, how could it be mistaken for anything else?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No it isn't fishy type, it's from the Smurfs! I remember that, way back ions ago when I was so much younger then today... (that's a Beatles classic, btw Razz)
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