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Campain for real carol singers

 
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heiowge
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:13 pm    Post subject: Campain for real carol singers Reply with quote

In order to help people out I am releasing my latest door poster under Creative Commons licence. Feel free to print and display this on your front door this Christmas coming! Laughing


Attention Carol Singers!
If you arrive at my door and can sing at least 1 verse and chorus of any of the following you will get sweets, unless there are more than 10 of you and one is a vicar, in which case I may make a small donation to your charity:

Away in a Manger
Deck the Halls
Ding Dong Merrily on High
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
I Saw Three Ships
It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
Joy to the World
O Christmas Tree (preferably in the original German)
O Come All Ye Faithful
O Little Town of Bethlehem
Once in Royal David's City
Silent Night
The First Noel
The Holly and the Ivy
We Three Kings of Orient are

If you arrive at my door and can only sing one of the following, or are teenagers wanting money, please F*** OFF!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer
Jingle Bells
Anything off a Christmas Now album
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? No While shepherds watched - the only carol they couldn't ban in the 17th century because nearly all the words come from Holy Writ.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if it wasn't the version about them doing their laundry! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah! Humbug!


(I'm getting in training for cmas already).
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most renditions of Silent Night make you wish for just that.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nelz wrote:
Most renditions of Silent Night make you wish for just that.


This is my favourite rendition of Silent Night c/o you tube
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about: "We are all tone deaf. Carol singers will be treated as trespassers."

That's the spirit of Xmas for you!
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Dutch_Master
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
Bah! Humbug!
(I'm getting in training for cmas already).

Like you need any training for that Razz Rolling Eyes

Mr. Green
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