The "bird-flu" scandal!

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Postby M-Saunders » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:51 am

Hurrah! Jokes!

Here's a punchline, for which folks should think of a joke (keep it clean please ;-)). Funniest response gets in the next site Newsletter...

"...to which the policeman replied, 'it was yellow when I got here!'"

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Postby Hello » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:50 pm

Well I decided to go for something original :roll:

Have you been pissing in the snow?

M-Saunders wrote:"...to which the policeman replied, 'it was yellow when I got here!'"
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Postby jjmac » Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:23 am

Thinking, ... thinking (grin).

(nudge -=- that wasn't the joke (grin) )


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Postby coolclassic » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:56 am

How about writing a film about it, we could call it

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest"

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"Bird flu"
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Bird Flu

Postby spottedcat » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:47 pm

Sorry to resuscitate such an old thread, but I was sure everyone would want to know about Prince Charles' response to bird flu.

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RE: Bird Flu

Postby towy71 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:06 pm

Well done sc millions of pages on the web and you point us at drivel :roll:
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby Rhakios » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:07 pm

Could one not cull them with an organically grown wooden club? Or is that just seals? Surely strangling the turkeys and chickens with one's bare hands would count as an "organic" method. I'm sure many users of these forums, experienced in "choking the chicken", could help out. :)

Edit: Amazing, just as I'm talking about forum users choking the chicken, towy posts his reply. I must be psychic. :) :)
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby towy71 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:47 pm

psychotic maybe :roll:
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby Rhakios » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:58 pm

Have I ever told you about my dissecting kit, towy? I have fresh blades for all the scalpels :twisted:
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby towy71 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:42 pm

see ;-) I told you he was crazy, don't show the falva beans and the bottle of chianti
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby Rhakios » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:03 pm

I prefer roast spuds, cauliflower, peas and a bottle of cabernet, thanks all the same.
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RE: Bird Flu

Postby jjmac » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:34 pm

Could they be taught to use tissues ...
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Re: The "bird-flu" scandal!

Postby Ram » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:26 am

bigjohn wrote:So they now say that we officially have our first case of "bird-flu"! :o

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Nope that was the third case since the 50's in these shores, we are not into the forth case.
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