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M-Saunders · Moderator Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm Posts: 2881

Hurrah! Jokes!

Here's a punchline, for which folks should think of a joke (keep it clean please Wink

). Funniest response gets in the next site Newsletter...

"...to which the policeman replied, 'it was yellow when I got here!'"

M

Hello · LXF regular Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:51 pm Posts: 249

Well I decided to go for something original Rolling Eyes

Have you been pissing in the snow?

jjmac · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:23 pm Post subject:

Thinking, ... thinking (grin).

(nudge -=- that wasn't the joke (grin) )

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coolclassic · LXF regular Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:15 pm Posts: 108

How about writing a film about it, we could call it

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest"

Staring

The head line grabber

"Bird flu"
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spottedcat · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: Bird Flu

Sorry to resuscitate such an old thread, but I was sure everyone would want to know about Prince Charles' response to bird flu.

Wink

towy71 · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

Well done sc millions of pages on the web and you point us at drivel Rolling Eyes

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Rhakios · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

Could one not cull them with an organically grown wooden club? Or is that just seals? Surely strangling the turkeys and chickens with one's bare hands would count as an "organic" method. I'm sure many users of these forums, experienced in "choking the chicken", could help out. Smile

Edit: Amazing, just as I'm talking about forum users choking the chicken, towy posts his reply. I must be psychic. Smile

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towy71 · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

psychotic maybe Rolling Eyes

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Rhakios · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

Have I ever told you about my dissecting kit, towy? I have fresh blades for all the scalpels Twisted Evil

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towy71 · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

see

I told you he was crazy, don't show the falva beans and the bottle of chianti
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Rhakios · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

I prefer roast spuds, cauliflower, peas and a bottle of cabernet, thanks all the same.
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jjmac · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: RE: Bird Flu

Could they be taught to use tissues ...
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Ram · Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: Re: The "bird-flu" scandal!