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So, how do you want to die?
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My ideal death would be:
Peacefully in bed, at a grand old age
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Preferably in front of TV cameras, guns ablazing, shouting "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
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At the moment of orgasm ;)
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Doing something real effing stupid, like surfing out of an aeroplane without a parachute
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Pah! Death! I'm immortal!! (well, so far...)
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Flea
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avast, ye swabs! A new option be needed: Hanged by the neck until dead for looting, pillaging, murdering and generally terrorising about the seven seas!

Bring me a noggin a rum, now, won't you, matey. Yarrrr!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aaah, but not 'ow we privateers want to go...

Now, in the warm embrace of a buxom wench! Aye, the mortician'll never remove the smile!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, are our choices binding?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess so, once yer dead, yer dead, ain't no goin' back...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nelz wrote:
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


I've always liked that one. Smile I also like:

I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why demure?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sherdy wrote:
definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!"

Do they want to? Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kilikopele wrote:
I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death.


Main Entry: de·mure
Pronunciation: di-'myur
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English
1 : RESERVED, MODEST
2 : affectedly modest, reserved, or serious : COY
- de·mure·ly adverb
- de·mure·ness noun

I don't think such ladies could be described as demure...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think i might be demure Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:
i think i might be demure Very Happy
paul


I think you must be deluded. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
Why demure?


Ok. First, I don't lay claim to the expression. Quite frankly I don't recall where I read it, (D. Adams?) I just thought it was funny.

Second, continue down the definition of demure, you may find "demure - affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way"

I like playful and provocative. Sorry, but I do. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?

Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?

Smile


well...as long as they are honest. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To hell with honesty, I don't want to die from that. It's thew rest of the description that matters Smile
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