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Introducing the most important piece of software ever.....

Postby linuxgirlie » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:59 pm

......The one the only HOUSEWORK GENERATOR!!

No more need for arguments with the spouse with this handy tool, household jobs are evenly distrubuted.

Main Screen:

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Easy Task:

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Hard Task:

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The creators of the Housework Generator are not responsible for any divorces that may happen when using the system....


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RE: Introducing the most important piece of software ever...

Postby nordle » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:24 pm

That's one where a BSOD would be very welcome!
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Postby TheDoctor » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:38 pm

The most effective housework generator is a small child. The digital version leaves mucky fingerprints everywhere.
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Postby Rhakios » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:55 pm

Indeed, I am at a loss as to why one would need a computer application to generate housework: I find it piles up behind me whenever I turn my back. :(
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Postby guy » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:45 am

Ah, there's a difference betwen creating the state of the house and defining the work needed to clean it. A good *nix app does only one thing, but it does it well. ;)

IMHO this app would be better called "Mother-in-Law."
No, hang on, that would be the integrated suite including "Gardening generator" and "Car cleaning generator" and ...
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Postby M-Saunders » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:56 am

rpm -e household-tasks

Or for Debuntu users:

dpkg --purge household-tasks

Always sorts out the problem!

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Postby Rhakios » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:49 pm

guy wrote:Ah, there's a difference betwen creating the state of the house and defining the work needed to clean it. A good *nix app does only one thing, but it does it well. ;)


I find that merely having a conscience defines the job on sight. Sadly (?), my conscience is something I haven't been able to do away with.
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Postby TheDoctor » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:56 pm

Of course, Quentin Crisp famously said that he didn't do housework, on the grounds that, after five or six years, the dust didn't get any worse. :D
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