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Introducing the most important piece of software ever.....

 
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linuxgirlie
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Introducing the most important piece of software ever..... Reply with quote

......The one the only HOUSEWORK GENERATOR!!

No more need for arguments with the spouse with this handy tool, household jobs are evenly distrubuted.

Main Screen:



Easy Task:



Hard Task:



The creators of the Housework Generator are not responsible for any divorces that may happen when using the system....


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:24 pm    Post subject: RE: Introducing the most important piece of software ever... Reply with quote

That's one where a BSOD would be very welcome!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The most effective housework generator is a small child. The digital version leaves mucky fingerprints everywhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed, I am at a loss as to why one would need a computer application to generate housework: I find it piles up behind me whenever I turn my back. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, there's a difference betwen creating the state of the house and defining the work needed to clean it. A good *nix app does only one thing, but it does it well. Wink

IMHO this app would be better called "Mother-in-Law."
No, hang on, that would be the integrated suite including "Gardening generator" and "Car cleaning generator" and ...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rpm -e household-tasks

Or for Debuntu users:

dpkg --purge household-tasks

Always sorts out the problem!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

guy wrote:
Ah, there's a difference betwen creating the state of the house and defining the work needed to clean it. A good *nix app does only one thing, but it does it well. Wink


I find that merely having a conscience defines the job on sight. Sadly (?), my conscience is something I haven't been able to do away with.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, Quentin Crisp famously said that he didn't do housework, on the grounds that, after five or six years, the dust didn't get any worse. Very Happy
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