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outlaw · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: Random Quotes

Where i am from technology is so far behind we have windows vista typewriters.
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kilikopele · LXF regular Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:35 pm Posts: 298

...that type in pencil.

1slipperyfish · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:50 am Post subject:

are you two related?? i'm sure i can see a family resemblance Very Happy

paul
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Rhakios · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:47 pm Post subject:

It's the shades, lose them and you can see they look completely different to one another.
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kilikopele · LXF regular Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:35 pm Posts: 298

Well, we did grow up right down the street from each other. Cape Town and St Cloud are practically the same place geographically.

Wink

Rhakios · Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:17 am Post subject:

Did your Dad have a bike? Wink

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1slipperyfish · Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:15 am Post subject:

kilikopele · LXF regular Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:35 pm Posts: 298

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

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outlaw · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:33 am Post subject:

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

Kilikopele....this is my favourite comedian....i think he is the best.

"I live down a One Way Dead End street"
Steven Wright
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pootman · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:30 am Post subject:

"All of us are in the gusset, but some of us are looking at the bra's"
--the consultants
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outlaw · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:38 am Post subject:

"I installed a skylight the other day.....the people who live above me are furious"
Steven Wright
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wyliecoyoteuk · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject:

"My wife bought me a wristwatch TV for Christmas........it has a remote control"
Steven Wright
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outlaw · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:45 am Post subject:

""OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
Steven Wright
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kilikopele · LXF regular Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:35 pm Posts: 298

Don't forget: I spilled some spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

AND

I lost a buttonhole.

AND

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

Yeah, I pretty much think he's the bomb too! Smile

outlaw · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:47 am Post subject:

I have his i have a pony cd...its great...but i think he has another cd because there is stuff not on there...like

"I am gonna get a full body tattoo of myself....but taller"
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