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Pure, seething hatred, wrapped in excrement and made into a 'game'. Mike's brother, who'd already made the mistake of buying a CD-i, spent £20 of his well-earned cash on this monstrosity.
Just writing about it makes this wiki cry.
A pitiful platform 'adventure' featuring an utterly un-controllable main character and hilariously bad sound effects, Dark Castle is terrible in every single way. One minute of 'play' and you turn the console off with intense disgust at the complete lack of effort. A waste of everyone on the planet's time.
If you're ever within a 500 metre radius of the complete atrocity that is Dark Castle, cover thine eyes, my child.