In the beginning there was Ubuntu. Since then you've seen Ubuntu Christian Edition, Ubuntu Satanic Edition and, just a few weeks ago, Ubuntu Muslim Edition. But before all those came about - indeed before even the world was created - there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and only when His Noodly Appendage touched us did life begin.
And now Pastafarians can rejoice everywhere, with the release of Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition. We believe His Noodliness chose Linux because Linux users are obviously all pirates already, and, as the graph below shows, the only way we can stop global warming is to become pirates:
In order to adapt Linux to the needs of our noodly master and his pirate persuasion, we have had to replace kernel "Oops!" messages with kernel "Arrrrrg!" messages, we have renamed Gnome's email client to "Creation", and we have forced Linux to power down every Friday because, of course, every Friday is a religious holiday for Pastafarians. We believe these changes - along with forcing users to wear full pirate regalia while using their computer - will soon lower global temperatures and make the face of His Noodliness to shine upon us.
Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition is now undergoing final beta testing and will be released shortly. Prepare yourselves to be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition: Linux for Pirates.